Cruise Post #3 - The WTF edition

These are possibly the worst glasses I have ever seen......I have no words.

This woman was the epitome of what this blog is all about.
I don't even know where to begin so I've decided to create a list of all of her fashion mistakes starting from the top and working my way down:

1. The gigantic shapeless red t-shirt...so you can't really see this, but that bad boy has Mickey Mouse on it...
2. There is something that needs to be said about the swimsuit underneath big red as well. I know it's a swimsuit, and in terms up support for the girls, sometimes they don't do the best of jobs. But if your girls are scraping the top of your fanny pack that is being worn around your waist...well you just need to try harder.
3. That brings me to the fanny pack. What decade is this? All I'm saying is that there are nicer ways to carry around your necessities. Can we for just one second discuss the need for the fanny pack...hello...she is also wearing a gigantic back pack! Are you telling me that you could not fit the contents of the fanny pack within the humungo knapsack? I'm not even sure that there's anything in the fanny pack (for one it's wide open), I think she just likes it. As for the back pack, I won't touch that one because I was wearing a back pack that day, granted it was nicer... ;)
   
4. The lack of pants or shorts. Yes we were at the beach, but we weren't on the beach, we were waiting in line to go on a boat tour, so no excuses
5. The shoes and socks...she felt no need to wear pants, but kept her whole foot and partial calf completely covered. The presence of socks - odd, the presence of green socks with an entirely red ensemble - offensive to my eyes.
   
6. The cigarette...ew.